Check out the map I drew using Illustrator. I am not good at art, but you did not need me to tell you that. The map speaks for itself:
Red Light District
Note how all the buildings are crooked? Or maybe it’s the streets that are crooked? This is what happens when towns get built by drunks. Or something. Asymmetry is sexy, right? That’s why God made most breasts slightly different sizes! That’s just good science!